The agency is dead,
long live
the gntr!
EGOVOLT
Destiny for clever ones
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Fine PageScore: We're still trolling for the licenses: Until then: Our current workflow song:
DEFIANCE AND PRIDE
EGOVOLT is down, long live hardpitch !
Unfortunately, we had to drastically reorient ourselves – for family reasons. The deep agency EGOVOLT, into whose startup sprint we put so much effort, heart and soul, can no longer exist. We wouldn't be able to do 1000% justice to this business – without innovative scope creep. And we never crawl through a startup's steel bath with a forehead temperature below 42 degrees.
Our gift . Since we are born screenwriters, animators, marketers -- hard-boiled skill poets with a mother wit -- we have, after taking a massive seven breaths, firmly decided to claim a new profession: ZACK! BOOM! BAM! :
We're establishing a sustainable pitch agency: hardpitch , which creates, trains, and optimizes your explainer bears (explainer videos for corporate/government/academic pitches) for SEO/ads/PPC/CRO, etc. This makes us the most skilled on the market. Therefore, with us, you'll be the most skilled on the market.
Meanwhile, we're toiling like frothy mustangs in an endlessly wild atmosphere, building our brazenly beautiful reputation + LOGOWALL. We're willing to pay a fortune for these credentials : Starting at €1600 for you, you're in for almost nothing. We must be crazy, or insanely good. A scent of contact and yee-haw !
The contents: MENU: old.egovolt + OLD BUMPY ROAD are past and irrelevant. They are worthwhile and casual—but no longer relevant. Nevertheless, we'll keep the EGOVOLT texts; they serve as a reference and a sense of purpose for our prospective customers:
Feel our skills, our style and our voice:
Your pitch, your explainer video, your standing:
From 1.6k: Good crazy or crazy good
Disclaimer
OLD
BUMPY
ROAD
ABOUT US AND HUNTER S.
"When the situation gets mad,
the lunatics become professionals"
Hunter S Thompson
We are a team of sensitive, crazy professionals and level-headedhe specialists for open spaces,Alibis, turnpoints, reputations and LuckEtc.
We correct or conceal crazy and "crazy" living conditions, situations, conflicts, secrets, decisions: convincingly
serious, tailor-made.
However insurmountable your adversity may be, we will overcome it for you; respectable and compelling. We'll make sure you stay in the good zone, that your "chaos" find new possibilities - whatever you're going through. And best of all: we do it all discreetly and elegantly; with mother wit and full of confidence. Oh yeah.
ONLY ABOUT US
Agency for free spaces, alibis, peace of mind:
Street Credibility: credible image/good reputation.
Standing: position + reputation – socially and family-wise.
Life Twists: Life twists that enrich and protect your lifestyle.
Metallic Karma: good karma; no frills, clever and chic. Alpha skills: authentic, dominant and tough look for lovers and or fighters.
Fake connections/networks. Revenge; sweet/all flavors.
Immortals, arranged double lives. Iconic exits.
All in all: "Cleaner" for private + business.
ABOUT EGO VOLT
Ego?
"Ego" is Latin and means "I." In psychology, ego is defined as a person's idea of themselves. It can be understood as a kind of identification with the desired self-image; the self-concept is the answer to the question "Who am I?"
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Volt?
Electrical voltage indicates the strength of the drive, the pressure, of the electric current. Symbol: Unit: U is one volt (1 V ).
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EgoVolt.
Quite simply and profoundly we mean:
EGOVOLT is the energy of energy that is unique to each individual; the energy that redefines, reboots, and recharges the energy of each individual. In a more holistic sense, Egovolt is the magical spa of the soul: the new power of our power. We at Egovolt (through our intervention, our "corrections") recharge any negative energy that you have triggered or suffered through attitudes and actions of any kind, and fire it back into your soul in a positive way . Our vision is to this end .
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