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Appetite stimulant
New Branding View:
Branding Outsourcing: Branding Appetizer: Market Leader: Loftfilm.de
Matchroom
You can get your branding appetite at Loftfilm.de, and eat at hardpitch :
Loft film with a luxury pulse.
Why, How, What?
Thisso Therefore Therefore!
We, as executive producers of your pitch / explainer video, are a fraction of the fuss finer, far fairer - crisper, more delicate - than Loftfilm.de ...And sharper.
+ Starting from 1.6k we prepare fresh, spicy
Pitch steaks on our hardpitch magic grill:
Grilling with the flame of Olympus.
+ Last Point:
Aaand because Loftfilm is Coke, and we: fritz-kola. Because Loftfilm is bourbon, we: single malt. Loftfilm: Single Malt on the Couch, we: Bourbon on the Rocks. Loftfilm: Merlot, we: Nebbiolo. Loftfilm: Lamb, we: Beef.
And because we can be funny without wanting to be funny .
Rizz Move
We compete with our competitors —which is pretty crazy and clever; and straightforward, while our incompetence is just as limited as our startup resources.
Hardpitch explainer videos with a luxury pulse are elegantly crafted and heart-pumping. Adding our own advertising redline and branding fluff would cost us our time and money immediately after launch.
So we brand ourselves (branding and such) with borrowed feathers.
But then at some point:
Let us remain as we become:
Naked, clever rizzma.
We are beef, Loftfilm is lamb.
Check Loftfilm , match hardpitch.
Et voilà! Hardpitch pitch.
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