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Appetite stimulant
New Reference View:
References-Outsourcing: References-Appetizer: Market leader: Loftfilm.de


Matchroom
You can get your appetite for references at Loftfilm.de, and eat at   hardpitch :
Loft film with a luxury pulse.


Why, How, What?
Thisso Therefore Therefore!
We, as executive producers of your pitch / explainer video, are finer by the blink of an eye
and far fairer -- crispier, more tender -- than
Loftfilm.de.  
+ Starting from 1.6k we serve you fresh, spicy

Pitch steaks on our hardpitch magic grill.
+ Last Point:
Aaand because Loftfilm is Coke, and we: fritz-kola. Because Loftfilm is bourbon, we: single malt. Loftfilm: Single Malt on the Couch, we: Bourbon on the Rocks. Loftfilm: Merlot, we: Nebbiolo. Loftfilm: Lamb, we: Beef.
And because we can be funny without wanting to be funny .


Rizz Move
We compete with our competitors —which is pretty crazy and clever; and straightforward, while our incompetence is just as limited as our startup resources.

Explainer videos with a luxury pulse are elegantly crafted and heart-pumping. Creating them "for free" and without references for our content would cost us our lunch before the launch.


Ergo
We grill the pitches directly for our LAST 7 customers (85% discount on 6500) for -- almost lukewarm -- for our LOGOWALL / references. LAST 7 Pitch Steaks with the flames of Olympus. Clean, clever rizzma.

We are beef, Loftfilm is lamb.
Check Loftfilm , match hardpitch.  
Et voilà! Hardpitch pitch.
                             

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